Sumb*tch (See if yall heard this one)
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Sumb*tch (See if yall heard this one)
Sumbi*ch
A filthy rich North Carolina man decided
that he wanted to throw a Party & invited
all of his buddies & neighbors. He also
invited Leroy, the only Black man in
the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the
backyard of his mansion. Leroy was
having a good time drinking,
dancing, eating Shrimp, oysters, BBQ & flirting
with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host said,
'I have a 10ft man-eating gator In my
pool & I'll give a million dollars to
anyone who has the nerve to
jump in.
The words were barely out of his mouth
when there was a loud splash & every-
one turned around & saw Leroy in
the pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator & kicking its
***! Leroy was jabbing the Gator in the
eyes with his thumbs, throwing
punches, head butts & Choke
holds, biting the gator on the
tail & flipping the gator through the air like
some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning & splashing
everywhere. Both Leroy & the gatorFinally Leroy strangled the gator & let
it float to the top like a dime store
goldfish. Leroy then slow ly
climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring
at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'
'No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Leroy.
The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give
you something. You won the bet. How
about half a million bucks then?'
'No thanks. I don't want it,' answered Leroy.
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on
giving you something. That was
amazing. How about a new Porsche, a Rolex & some
stock options?'
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well,
Leroy, then what do you want?'
Leroy said, 'I want the name of the
sumbitch who pushed me in the pool!'
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haha that was good.. i needed a knee slapper *no sarcasm intended
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i dont get wats funny about it.
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lol, lol, I like that
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hahahahaha
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lol who pushed him in2 the pool?
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lol * for u!
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As jokes goes its OK! I giggled!!!.
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I really got it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I don't get why it had to be a black man to make it funny
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what i dont get it
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Thats a good one.
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lma0..that was super funny lol
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HAHA! that was really funny
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….nice
