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Ghetto Spellin

Jamal is a 15 year-old 5th grader.

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This is Jamal's homework
assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel – I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate – My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Rectum – I had two Cadillac's, but my ***** rectum
both.

4. Disappointment – My parole officer tol' me if I
miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

5. Penis – I went to the doctors and he handed me a
cup and said
penis.

6. Israel – Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man,
it look fake."
He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel."

7. Undermine – There's a fine lookin' ho living in the
apartment
undermine.

8. Fortify – I axed this ho on da street, "How much?"
she
say "fortify."

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word….

Today's word is: "OMELETTE"

Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo *** fo what you jus did, but omelette
dis one slide."

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Yes Red
now i did like that one girl

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Thanks Red

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Ha, ha, ha…..whatever

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?

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He say, "Bullshit", and I do not disagree…

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crazy : r u crazy to think all this?

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obviously their are not being taught spelling and grammar in school.

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dats sum funy shyt

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where's the funny part exactly?

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That $hit be dusty….and you forgot (Before) 2+2 before…

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dat's so true!!!!!

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I am really suprised that no one reported you for that one . I thought that it was funny but some people would think that you are a racist !!

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One of the greatest rivalries is between Rolex & Omega. Both are respected manufacturers. It really comes down to personal choice.

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Its a standard MDMA ecstasy pill. Reports say its of high quality with little comedown but can often produce mild nausea. ChaCha!

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It takes a year to make a Rolex watch, Rolex says they have a obsession with perfection, that explains the high cost of the Rolex.

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In 1915 Rolex decided to introduce wristwatches. They came with leather straps & had a buckle to fasten them. <MORE?

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WatchTime Magazine compared Omega to Rolex and Rolex took the win. Thanks for ChaCha’ing!

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Other than the perpetual motion and the green stuff on the back.

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Put the watch next to your ear. If you hear ticking, it is a fake. Quality watches, including Rolexes, will never give any sound no matter how hard you try to listen. Another option is to break the glass as Rolexes won't break. They are made of a sapphire blend material. Listening to the tick is the safer way of checking. :)

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Rolex watches can sell from $4000 to $40,000, with the average Rolex fetching around $7-8K.

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is it a good price ?

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It is impossible to give you a real answer without being able to examine the watch's internal and external condition.

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If this is a real Rolex watch in excellent condition, that would be a great price.

It is very common for imitation Rolex watches to be sold as if they were the real thing. A good imitation is worth $60-$200 depending on its condition and appearance.

You will have to take thje watch to an expert to be sure.

If you are buying it from a well known jewelry store with a good reputation, then ask to take it to be evaluated, and take it to their competitor and ask for an evaluation. That may cost you some money, but it is worth it ($25 to be sure that a $2500 watch is in good condition?)

If you aren;t willing to do that, or if it is not from a reputable seller, My vote would be to not take the risk,

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How much is a rolex?

You can purchase a Black Rolex Submariner DLC for $5,800.00 at .timeandgems.com. ChaCha on!

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