Ghetto Spellin
Posted in Uncategorized on Feb 25th, 2011 No Comments »
Jamal is a 15 year-old 5th grader.
……..
This is Jamal's homework
assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Hotel – I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate – My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Rectum – I had two Cadillac's, but my ***** rectum
both.
4. Disappointment – My parole officer tol' me if I
miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
5. Penis – I went to the doctors and he handed me a
cup and said
penis.
6. Israel – Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man,
it look fake."
He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel."
7. Undermine – There's a fine lookin' ho living in the
apartment
undermine.
8. Fortify – I axed this ho on da street, "How much?"
she
say "fortify."
Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word….
Today's word is: "OMELETTE"
Let us use it in a sentence.
"I should pop yo *** fo what you jus did, but omelette
dis one slide."
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Yes Red
now i did like that one girl
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Thanks Red
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Ha, ha, ha…..whatever
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?
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He say, "Bullshit", and I do not disagree…
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crazy : r u crazy to think all this?
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obviously their are not being taught spelling and grammar in school.
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dats sum funy shyt
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where's the funny part exactly?
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That $hit be dusty….and you forgot (Before) 2+2 before…
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dat's so true!!!!!
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I am really suprised that no one reported you for that one . I thought that it was funny but some people would think that you are a racist !!