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I remember seeing this YouTube video about someone making a joke about good and bad storytellers. It was from a radio show or talk show or something, I forget. It went like this though:

So there was this person who said that a good storyteller could make the most boring story interesting, whereas someone could be talking about how their nephew died and it is a bad story. Anyways, some comedian parodies it by saying “oh yeah, did you hear Mrs. Jones’ story about her dead nephew? Yeah, it was a real snoozer.”

It went something like that. I think it had something to do with Norm Macdonald or Artie Lange or the Howard Stern Show or Opie and Anthony. I forget. If anyone knows, that’d be great. I know it’s a long shot, but whatever. This has been bugging me for weeks now!

Answer by slivers
sorry, but your on your own

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Artie Lange(Howard stern show sidekick) embarrassed him & humiliated him? Do you agree it couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy & that hopefully his show will be canned very soon? This proves once again what a joke Joe Buck is & that his father is rolling in his grave at what a joke his son is now. Baseball question. Do you think the Nationals have any chance against the Yankees in the 3 game Series starting tonight?

NEW YORK — Artie Lange began his assault in the green room. It was 30 minutes before his segment on Joe Buck Live at the Equitable Center Theater in midtown Manhattan and Lange was searching for victims. First up was Brett Favre. During Buck’s opening segment with the retired-for-the-moment quarterback, Lange offered a critique of Favre’s comic timing: “Hey, it’s Brett Dangerfield,” Lange said. When William Bastone, editor of TheSmokingGun.com, appeared on camera for a taped segment, Lange declared, “Now I know what he looks like. Don’t ever sleep, Bastone!” Lange laughed hysterically at Yankee pitcher Joba Chamberlain’s DUI arrest video and joked with an HBO producer moments before going on the air, “Do you have any blow?”

But The Howard Stern Show comic saved his sharpest bite for the stage as part of a panel featuring actor Paul Rudd and Saturday Night Live cast member Jason Sudeikis. The scheduled subject was sports and celebrity but quickly turned into a battle of wills between Lange and the host. When Buck joked that his favorite Web site was TMZ.com, Lange pounced. He asked Buck, “What’s your second favorite?” and then created his own URL involving a sex act that we can’t print here. The onslaught never stopped. “Is that it? Lange asked, near the end of the show. “Because that’s what the president of HBO will be telling you soon.”

After the live show ended, Buck and the panel continued with a 10-minute segment for the studio audience. It was raunchy and tense. When Buck said the last segment was coming to an end, Lange cracked, “Dude, this is your last segment…ever.” NFL Hall of Famer Michael Irvin, who was a guest in earlier segment with Chad Ochocinco, summed it up best: “It’s just refreshing to see white-on-white crime,” Irvin said.

Answer by Mac D
Lang was out of line on all accounts. He was funny at all. He put Buck in a bad position that I don’t think many would have known what to do. Buck was clearly uncomfortable and so was Micheal Irvin when he brought him into the convo. I only watched to hear what Favre had to say then turned. It wasn’t until today that I heard people talking about Langs remarks.

According to Buck, there will only be 4 shows including last night. With that said, the show was a bomb. Will not be watching next show.

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A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office,as he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver’s side. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.

Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. that his lexus was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop do to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

“I can’t believe how materialistic you lawyers are,” he said. “You are so focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything else.”

“How can you say such a thing?” asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, “Don’t you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you.”

“Ahhhhhhhhh!” screamed the lawyer. “Where’s my Rolex!”

Answer by ClintS
funny

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new rolex Question&Answer:

A Lebanese gentleman living in Dubai parked his brand-new BMW in
front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.

As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on
the driver’s side.

The Lebanese immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed the police, and
within minutes a policeman pulled up.

Before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the Lebanese started screaming hysterically as some of his office colleagues reached the scene too. His BMW, which he had just picked up the day before, was now
completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the Lebanese finally wound down from his ranting and raving, The policeman shook his head in disgust and disbelief… ‘I can’t believe how materialistic you Lebanese are,’ he said. ‘You are so focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything else.

‘How can you say such a thing?’ asked the Lebanese.

The policeman replied, ‘Don’t you know that your left arm is missing
from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you.

‘Oh My God!’ screamed the Lebanese. ‘Where’s my Rolex?
X-girl!

You acting as if i created this joke!

And yes MANY lebanese are like that!

And if you haven’t seen them, well look better

Answer by x-girl
honestly it’s not funny i ave not laughed at all
Lebanese are not like these at all
ur injustice

t3deel

I’m Lebanese but haven’t seen anyone like this so maybe ur right living my whole life between Lebanese maybe still not enough to say that i have seen all kind of Lebanese

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An old classic for your entertainment:

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex
and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, ‘Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?’

Are you ready???

‘HELLLOOOOOOO…..,’ answered the blond. ‘They’re watch dogs!’

One person’s humor is another person’s disdain. BTW I never thumbs down sorry that someone thought it necessary to respond that way. Thx all.
Ms. O’Gasmic that’s because we were steeped in Absolute.

Answer by Andie
That has nothing to do with the girl being blonde.

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new rolex Question&Answer:

A very successful Jewish lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver’s door. Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus, his lights flashing.
But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. “I can’t believe how materialistic you lawyers are,” he said. “You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life.”

“How can you say such a thing?” asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, “Don’t you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!”*

“OH, MY GOD!” screamed the lawyer.
“MY ROLEX!

Answer by [.x.view.my.VU]
ha lol.

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A very successful LA lawyer parked his brand-new Ferrari in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out of the car, a truck came along and completely tore off the driver’s door of the Ferrari.

The counselor immediately grabbed his cell telephone, dialed 911, and it was not more than 5 minutes before a police officer pulled up. Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Ferrari, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it like new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting, the cop shook his head in disgust. “I can’t believe how materialistic you lawyers are,” he said. “You are so focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything else.”

“How can you say such a thing?” asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, “Didn’t you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? …..It must have been torn off when the truck hit you.”

” My God!” screamed the lawyer….”Where’s my Rolex?”
Sally said that this was a joke, you know, now that I read it, I guess it could be!

Answer by Georgie
nice one he he he!!!

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new rolex Question&Answer:

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver’s side. The counselor immediately grabbed his phone, dialed 911, and a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

“I can’t believe how materialistic you lawyers are,” he said. “You are focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything else.”

“How can you say such a thing?” asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, “Don’t you know that your left arm is missing? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you”

“Ahhh” screamed the lawyer “MY ROLEX!”

Answer by Rich Z
Very old but very entertaining.

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My lesbian neighbours bought me a Rolex from their holiday,
But i think they misunderstood me when I said
I Wanna Watch

Answer by phuc tran
Bloody brilliant

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A lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came too close to the car and completely tore off the driver’s door.

Fortunately, a cop was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus. But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop did.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. “I can’t believe how materialistic you lawyers are,” he said. “You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life.”

“Huh?” asked the lawyer

The cop replied, “Don’t you even realize that your left arm is mising? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!”

“OH, MY GOD!” screamed the lawyer, “MY ROLEX!”

Answer by Paula
hahaha, great one!

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