Question by ~~Pinky & the Brain~~
Subject: Fw: 9 Blonde jokes
Two blonds living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking,
and one blond says
to the other, ‘Which do you think is farther away… Florida or
the moon?’
The other blond turns and says ‘Helloooooooooo, can you see
Florida ?????’
CAR TROUBLE
A blond pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
mechanic it died. After
he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly
She says, ‘What’s the story?’ He replies, ‘Just crap in the
carburetor’
She asks, ‘How often do I have to do that?’
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blond for speeding and asks her very
nicely if he could
see her license.
She replied in a huff, ‘I wish you guys would get your act
together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you
expect me to show it
to you!’
RIVER WALK
There’s this blond out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
another blond on
the opposite bank. ‘Yoo-hoo!’ she shouts, ‘How can I get to the
other side?’ The
second blond looks up the river then down the river and shouts
back, ‘You ARE on
the other side.’
AT THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said
that her body
hurt wherever she touched it. ‘Impossible!’ says the doctor.
‘Show me.’ The
redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and
screamed, then she
pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and
screamed;
likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she
touched made her
scream.
The doctor said, ‘You’re not really a redhead, are you? ‘Well,
no’ she said, ‘I’m
actually a blond.’ ‘I thought so,’ the doctor said ‘Your finger
is broken.’
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the
freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blond
behind the wheel was
knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing
lights and siren, the
trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and
yelled, ‘PULL OVER!’
‘NO!’ the blond yelled back, ‘IT’S A SCARF!’
blond ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a blond were talking one day.
The Russian said, ‘We were the first in space!’ The American
said, ‘We were the
first on the moon!’ The blond said, ‘So what? We’re going to be
the first on the
sun!’
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook
their heads. ‘You
can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!’ said the
Russian. To which the
blond replied, ‘We’re not stupid, you know.
We’re going at night!’
IN A VACUUM
A blond was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
She rolled the
dice and she landed on Science & Nature.
Her question was, ‘If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your
name, can you
hear it?’ She thought for a time and then asked, ‘Is it on or
off?’
FINALLY, THE BLOND JOKE TO END ALL BLOND JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blond friend, who had acquired two new
dogs, and asked
her what their names were. The blond responded by saying that
one was named Rolex
and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, ‘Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like
that?’
‘HELLLOOOOOOO……,’ answered the blond.
‘They’re watch dogs!’
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Answer by bubba
i loved!!!!!!!!!! Blonde On The Sun and Speeding ticket but, y so many ones about stupid blondes were no all just pretty we can also be smart like me.
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