Question by vodkastan: Sumbitch !!!?
SUMBITCH
A filthy rich North Carolina man decided to have a Party
& invited all of his buddies & neighbors.
He also invited Leroy, the only black man in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters, BBQ & flirting with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host said,
‘ I have a 10ft man-eating gator In my pool & I’ll give a million dollars
to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.’
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash &
every-one turned around & saw Leroy in the pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator & kicking its ass!
He was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs,
throwing punches, head butts & choke holds, biting the gator on the tail
& flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning & splashing everywhere.
Both Leroy & the gator were screaming & raising hell.
Finally Leroy strangled the gator & let it float to the top like a dime
store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says,
‘well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.
‘No, that’s okay. I don’t want it,’ said Leroy.
The rich man said,
‘man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.
How about half a million bucks then?’
‘No thanks. I don’t want it,’ answered Leroy.
The host said, ‘come on, I insist on giving you something . That was amazing.
How about a new Porsche, a Rolex & some stock options?’
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, well, Leroy, then what do you want?’
Leroy said . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
‘I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool!’
Best answer:
Answer by rosy
hahaha
lol
that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
heard it before though!!!
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