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real rolex Question&Answer:

Like, you know that expression ’3aysheen el dor’

like seriously, one of our neighbors is a graduate of the faculty of arts (kolliet el fenoun) and he’s an artist so of course, he can;t just be an artist w 5alas, la2, he’s got the long hair in a pony tail and beard and glasses.

or in the street you see a ‘cool kid’ so of course, he has an afro and a neon colored t shirt and playing some techno music (actually just the songs from Teer Enta, I swear) really loud out of his 1995 Hyundai

Or, I’ve seen a rich guy, in a BMW, so of course he’s wearing a silk shirt, rolex watch, and an ascot (kofieya) under his shirt, he looked like a carciature, for reals.

or a government “official” in a three piece suit and aviator sunglasses.

Why do people like to become some sort of carciature of what/who they are? It’s really wierd
not all ppl of course, just alot that I have seen
Dont judge me, Dr. Phil! You don’t live my liiiiife hahahahha

Montel > Dr. Phil

Answer by Dr Phill
I think you should stop envying people for a change ya 7assoody

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“I believe the apocalypse will occur in year X and when it doesn’t occur in year X, I will stupidly pretend that something must have averted it. I will continue to follow this ridiculous pattern which has been going on since early man first looked to the sky with paranoid suspicions and delusions that it might fall à la Chicken Little and break their fudging crappy wittle teepees.” We’ve been waiting on the apocalypse for literally TENS of THOUSANDS of years. Somebody needs to get that bizatch a Rolex. COME ON, apocalypse! I don’t want to be waiting here all millennium! My life is dull and meaningless without the promise of getting to see it all burn down through a pall of super-flu eye-boogers, in a hail of meteors while a tide of zombies sweep the US and a weaponized tsunami wipes Japan off the map as Jesus Christ makes his first or second appearance (depending upon which religion you follow) only to be nuked out of the sky by North Korea, plunging us into a nuclear winter ruled by mad-scientist-created genetic mutant cyborgs carrying buckets of radio active mashed potatoes, but not before the Mayans time-travel to present day for the express purpose of informing us that the 2012 cutoff was just their way of messing with the heads of the gullible masses who seem ever more and more bent on alleviating their ineffable boredom by jacking off to conjecture about how and when the world will end.

MY GOB people. Are your lives really this boring that you look forward to a zombie apocalypse or pathogenic endtimes? *Resounding yes.* Okay, everyone is a little guilty of wanting to see it all burn down sometimes (I’m especially prone to this on Mondays) but some of you mo-fo’s take it WAY too far. Apocalypse porn can yield ace fappage but IT’S NOT REAL! Nobody knows exactly how or when the world will end and anyone who claims to is so full of crap they could build a poo-bridge to Mars.

Answer by Vikings & Cupcakes~RIP Les Paul
Christians like to live in fear. No idea why you would want to.

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All these people just WORK there, yet they act like they’re so detached from the real world, and they live in some fake world where it’s all about makeup, cosmetics,..clothes,,that’s all they care about! God forbid you don’t look glammed up like they do, or “fit in”…then they treat you like an outsider.

They act like they’re these huge industry types and want to have nothing to do with you if you’re not like them.

I mean it’s JUST MAKEUP AND CLOTHES!,(and they take it so seirously)>

Sometimes I get angry because you get these really great people to walk in, they could be innocent kids, philantropists, etc, and these people treat them like cr@p just because they’re not glammed up.

What’s society turning to? It’s like the motto is “Be everything that you’re not, fake it, and be as outrageous as possible.”

To mock it, I wore a fur coat,a rolex, and looked like a male version of marilyn monroe complete w/the tude, and they actually…didnt even flinch! They liked it LOLOL.
They only are there to work for what products they’ve been trained for and if you even MENTION a lower brand like a drugstore brand of something, they get all bent out of shape.

I went to Bloomingdales/Neimans/Nordstroms and was surprised that one of their brands, Prescriptives was disappearing. I was surprised because it was a great line, and the lady treated me wonderfully when I had that to discuss with her. However, then I mentioned that even some drug store brands that I’ve used like Max Factor are leaving the US….she immediately turned a sour face on me and almost looked down at me like “How can you USE MAX FACTOR!??!?”

Like it’s some sort of a huge snobby no no, and it makes me less of a person.

Don’t these people realize that people can get their products for cheaper elsewhere, that their products are NOT the best, and even if they’re great, who says that other brands can’t be just as good?

I mean I don’t believe for a second that people can tell the difference at times what makeup you use.

But more importantly, why the atttiude? The clothes companies are the SAME way. If you go into bloomies, neimans or nordstroms and tell them you’re wearing something from lets say Macys, they look down at you. If you “god forbid” say Marshalls or something else….they’ll just blacklist you or something.

Aren’t they aware that people shop around, and they’ll get something at another store if it’s cheaper, and not everyone just throws the money around for high priced garbage? I mean, that’s not to say that alot of things the higher stores have are crappy, some are great. The higher-brand makeup is better to a degree,…as far as testing goes, organic ingredients some of them like Amore Pacific,..La Mer is just top notch, but I mean…some of the clothes, no one can tell if you spent thousands on it or $ 20.

Even make up you can get away with.

Hair is a different story, it’s tricky, some higher end salons are just better, but it depends what all you have done to your hair.

Haircuts themselves…vary, and no one can really tell if you got your hair done at a expensive place or not,..that is if you’re a guy at least..but it DOES vary.

Some people are blessed with good bodies, skin, hair, etc, that no matter what they wear, it looks hot on them,

and some people just can’t pull ANYTHING off.

But why all the snobbery?

Are these people THAT shallow, that they think that …if you’re not decked out in dolce & gabbanna, and wearing runway makeup that you’re somehow …to be pitied?
I’m just giving examples on just how FAKE these people are. They’re so far gone that I don’t think it’s even funny anymore. it’s just …wow. AVOID upscale stores if you want to preserve your sanity is my motto! lol.

Answer by tangerine(R.I.P. Patrick Swayze)
For some reason, people have the need to feel superior to others, and unfortunately, some of these people think that their socioeconomic status and/or appearance confers a superior position. What’s really so funny about it all is how stupid these people are, because there are some really wealthy people who don’t get glammed up and actually look pretty slouchy. In fact, I once heard about a bank teller who got fired for being snooty towards a sloppy-looking customer, and that customer turned out to be wealthy and powerful! LOL! Looks can be deceiving!:)

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The thief breaks in through a window.
As he is climbing in, he here’s the words ’Jesus is watching and He’s gonna getcha!’
Following fearfully his eyes with the torch, he finds it’s just a stupid parrot, the owners must have trained for when they were gone, because he’d been casing the place for sometime now, and knew they were out.
He went through the bedroom draws, and gabbed a wad of money from the males side, plus a rolex and then from her side, and the dressing table, beautiful expensive jewelry, All the while the Parrot keeps repeating, “Jesus is watching and He’s gonna getcha!
He places antiques from the living room in his bag and last of all some high tech equipment.
As he was about to climb back the way he came, he heard “Jesus is watching and He’s gonna getcha”.
This irritated the robber so much, he doubled back and said to the stupid parrot, “ Oh he is ay? Is that true hu?, and what’s your name?”
“Noah, my names Noah, Noah, my names Noah”
Getting real close to the cage, the thief says “and who are the **** idiots who named you that?”
“Ark, the same ones who named the Rottweiler at the door Jesus!”

SunandRain, I do acknowledge Him all day every day, and I realise time is from and Him, but what specifically do you want me to do about dates?
May bleeings of rain fall upon us both!
typo sry, blessings
Dontwobears, wow, so totally in tune.
Can’t say much more, but freaky ‘in Christ’.
Thankyou also for acknowledging it!
Le7
May showers of blessings fall upon you and yours, in Jesus name, we pray, amen

Answer by Lucky S
LOL. I posted a similar joke awhile back. It gets a lot of laughs.

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Am I the only one who thinks that the real housewives shows are disgusting? We are in a bad place in the economy and these women are spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on stupid things. I caught and episode briefly that one woman complained she didn’t own a rolex. WHO CARES!!! these women spend more money in one day than I make in a year. Its depressing and I don’t think these shows should be on the air. These are NOT the real housewives of america. I would like to see them struggling to pay bills. Have screaming kids and ragged clothes. a house that needs fixing and a car that is 15 yrs old. What do you think?

Answer by BobJr’s Final return
sounds like mtv except thats life and it still suxs.

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My Husband & I Are Both 35, And Were Wondering If Were Spoiling Our Children Too Much.
We Have 2 Children Evie 14, And Reese 14, And I’m 7 Months Pregnant With Twin Girls.

Evie Has…
Blackberry Bold
Louis Vuitton Bag (Real)
Desginer Labels
2 Horses
Her Own Personal Hair & Make Up Artist As She enters beauty pagents
Rare GHD’s
Abercrombie And Fitch
IMac
8 Pairs Of Real UGG Boots
IPod TOuch
2,000 Bed
A Pug Which Cost Us £1,300
And Her Own SPray Tan Machine
Juicy Coture
And When Me and Her Go Shoppinng We Spend Round About 3,00 Not kidding In Selfriges And DEsgner Shops.

Resse Has…..
2 Rolex Watchs
2,000 Bed
BullDog Which Cost Us £1,600
IPhone
IMAC
Designer Brands Endless

My Husband And I Have Spent Endless Money, Were Not In debt OR anything We have The Money We Just Don’t Want Our Kids Growing Up To Be Slefish Or Anything

Me And My Husband Do Spend Money On Our Selfs As Well. Including A BIg Balck Ranger Rover, Aston Martin, And a Pink Beetle For Me.
Our 1 Million Home Is Busting Out With Desginer Everything Please Help. and our home includes swimming pool, gym, and sauna
I need advice On My spending to help me stop
Even Our Wedding Cost just under £40,000

HELP MY SPENDING

Answer by Sarah<3
im 17 but when i look at this i think they are sooo lucky. i actually wish i was them. i havnt had a new outfit since a year ago and the places i shop are walmart and kmart. i wish i could have cool clothes like american eagle and stuff but my family just dont have that kind of money. And i never had a music player like an ipod all i have is CD’s.but about spoiling them. i think if they get everything they want that they might become selfish later on in life because their use to getting what they want. i hope i helped out some.=]

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Car Trouble
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, “What’s the story?”
He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor”
She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”
Speeding Ticket
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could se! e her license.
She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my
license and then today you expect me to show it to you!”

At The Doctor’s Office
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?
“Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a blonde.”
“I thought so,” the doctor said. “Your finger is broken.”

Dogs
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?” “HELLLOOOOOOO……,” answered the blond. “They’re watch dogs!”

Dry Cleaners

A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned. She asks the clerk, “How much?”

He doesn’t hear her correctly and says “Come again?”

She giggles and says “No…it’s just mustard this time.”

Blonde Logic
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking…….. and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away………Florida or the moon?”
The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida…?????”

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Making a Bet
There once was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes, so she decided to dye her hair red and try and trick everyone into thinking that she was a redhead. After she dyed her hair, she went for a drive to see if she could trick anyone. She came across a sheep herder and his herd and said, “If I can guess how many sheep you have in your herd, can I take one home?” The sheep herder said, “Sure!” The blonde proudly said, “There are 345 sheep.” The sheep herder exclaimed, “Wow! That is absolutely right, so go ahead and pick a sheep to take home.” The Blonde got out, got a sheep, and put it in her car. The sheep herder said, “Now I have a deal for you. If I can guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?”

Blonde Cop Wannabe
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. “Okay, honey,” the sheriff drawled, “What is 1 and 1?” “Eleven,” she replied. The sheriff thought to himself, “That’s not what I meant, but she’s right.” Then the sheriff asked, “What two days of the week start with the letter ‘T’?”. “Today and Tomorrow,” she replied. He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. “Now, listen carefully, who killed Abraham Lincoln?”, asked the sheriff. The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, “I don’t know.” The sheriff replied, “Well, why don’t you go on and work on that one for a while?” So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her buds were waiting to hear the results of the interview. The blonde was overjoyed. “It went great! First day on the job and I’m already working on a murder case!”

Thermos
A blonde is in a store and sees a thermos. She picks it up and asks the clerk what it is. The clerk says, “It’s a thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” The blonde decides to buy the thermos. She brings it to work the next day. The blonde’s boss (also a blonde) asks what it is. “It’s a thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,” explains the blonde. “So what do you have in it?” asks the boss. The blonde answers, “Some hot chocolate and a popcicle.”

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Making It To Heaven
One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were all driving in a car when the car crashed. Minutes later they appeared up in heaven. God says to them “Ahead are 100 stairs, at each stair you will be told a joke, if you laugh you will take the one way train to Hell, if you remain silent, you will continue on. If you make it to the top, you will stay in Heaven.” So the brunette started up the stairs. At the 55th stair she laughed, and was sent abroad the train to hell. The redhead started to climb but laughed at the 79th stair and got on the train to Hell. The blonde started up and made it to the 100th stair. She paused, then began laughing non stop. Shocked, God asked her why she had laughed. Still laughing she replied, “I finally got the first joke!”

Answer by Lady Ettejin of Wern
Most of those are out and out hilarious.

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real rolex Question&Answer:

I got her a real nice bathroom scale to weigh herself with in the mornings. The problem is she spent alot of time wrapping my Rolex she got me for my birthday. And Walmart did a crappy job at rapping hers. Sould I throw in a rug too now?

Answer by Ashlee
You got her a scale?!!!! Did she ask for that, because if not, it’s gonna feel like one huge insult!

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Hi, i’m traveling to d.c. later today and i wanted to know where i’d be able to find fake handbags/wallets and rolex watches? i heard georgetown has a lot of fake accessories but what streets specifically? and do the handbags/wallets look like their real?

thanks so much!

Answer by lalalala(:
Georgetown is really nice, you should try it! I don’t know exact streets or stores, but the only place I can think of that has cute stiff is a store called Anthropologie. (sp?) There are more great stores there though!

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ok last year for x mas my boyfriend got me a set of paris hilton set and a gold shamrock neck… and i know for a fact all together he spent like $ 400 .. and i gave him a rolex watch..( and yes a real one) it was about $ 8,000….i got it for him because he had been crying for it all year… but this year he wants a new truck so he can work on it … but if i get him that what should i expect another shitty $ 400 dollar gift… i was very up set because last year i really wanted a tiffany bangel that was maybe $ 2,500 at the most but i didnt get it…should i get him the truck he wants or get him a shitty gift… please help me!

Answer by stonesfan_17
wow, what a fucking whiny gold digging whore

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