Posted in Order Rolex on Mar 1st, 2011 3 Comments »
Question by the rock: What should i say to my investors in order to convince them to give me capital in order to open my business?
i need to open a store to sell watches like tag heuer, rolex, bvlgari……….
Best answer:
Answer by damac294
Build a business plan.
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Question by gangstangel1nonly: thing you don’t want to hear in surgery!!!!!!!!?
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
Someone call the janitor and tell him to bring a mop.
Wait a minute. If this is his spleen, what’s that?
Hand me that… uh… that uh… thingie.
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
Rats, there go the lights again…
Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy’s got two of ‘em.
Stand back! I lost a contact.
Could you stop that thing from beeping? It’s throwing off my concentration!
What’s this doing here?
That’s cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
I should have brought my glasses.
Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
Sterile, shcmeril. The floor’s pretty clean, right?
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
Okay, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
Don’t worry. I think it’s sharp enough.
She’s gonna blow! Everyone take cover!
Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
FIRE! FIRE! Everybody out!
Max! MAX! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Oh, no! Anybody seen my Rolex?
I hate it when there’s stuff missing.
What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change?!
And now, I’ll remove the subject’s brain and place it in the body of the ape.
This patient has already had kids, right?
What do you mean, “You want a divorce?!”
“Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!”
Oops.
Let me ask your opinion, nurse…
I thought we started with four clamps?
Has anyone ever seen one of these?
What do you mean, it’s upside down?
Oh, man! I think I’m gonna be sick.
This is what happens when cousins marry.
You think we can sew it back on?
Put on Dr. Kevorkian’s new CD.
Is that supposed to be yellow?
I learned that when I studied to be a vet.
Not bad for someone who failed med school.
What does the AMA know? I still think I can do it.
Whoa. Maybe I shouldn’t have gotten so drunk last night.
Does Tab A go into Slot C or Slot F?
They never let us practice on real people in med school.
That proves aliens have taken over our bodies.
He looks like my ex-wife’s attorney. The one who got her the house, the car, the money… he even got her!
Don’t worry, he’ll never know. He’s out!
Okay, make a wish and pull.
So that’s what a girl looks like!
Back in a minute. Gotta put more money in the meter.
What he doesn’t know won’t hurt us.
Uh, ya want fries with that?
Who ordered the pepperoni?
Tilt that TV this way. I can’t see the game.
Poor guy. Maybe we should give him a sex change.
The voices in my head keep telling me not to do this.
I think my Alzheimers is getting… uh…
Oh, yeah? If you think you’re so good, you do it!
How come this patient has both sex organs?
clear!
Best answer:
Answer by tarja
LOL =))
LOL=))
LOOOOOOLLLL===))))))))))
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Question by Eat Moar Chikin: Do you find these jokes funny? What NOT to say during surgery?
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
Someone call the janitor and tell him to bring a mop.
Wait a minute. If this is his spleen, what’s that?
Hand me that… uh… that uh… thingie.
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
Rats, there go the lights again…
Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy’s got two of ‘em.
Stand back! I lost a contact.
Could you stop that thing from beeping? It’s throwing off my concentration!
What’s this doing here?
That’s cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
I should have brought my glasses.
Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
Sterile, shcmeril. The floor’s pretty clean, right?
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
Okay, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
Don’t worry. I think it’s sharp enough.
She’s gonna blow! Everyone take cover!
Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
FIRE! FIRE! Everybody out!
Max! MAX! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Oh, no! Anybody seen my Rolex?
I hate it when there’s stuff missing.
What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change?!
And now, I’ll remove the subject’s brain and place it in the body of the ape.
This patient has already had kids, right?
What do you mean, “You want a divorce?!”
“Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!”
Oops.
Let me ask your opinion, nurse…
I thought we started with four clamps?
Has anyone ever seen one of these?
What do you mean, it’s upside down?
Oh, man! I think I’m gonna be sick.
This is what happens when cousins marry.
You think we can sew it back on?
Put on Dr. Kevorkian’s new CD.
Is that supposed to be yellow?
I learned that when I studied to be a vet.
Not bad for someone who failed med school.
What does the AMA know? I still think I can do it.
Whoa. Maybe I shouldn’t have gotten so drunk last night.
Does Tab A go into Slot C or Slot F?
They never let us practice on real people in med school.
That proves aliens have taken over our bodies.
He looks like my ex-wife’s attorney. The one who got her the house, the car, the money… he even got her!
Don’t worry, he’ll never know. He’s out!
Okay, make a wish and pull.
So that’s what a girl looks like!
Back in a minute. Gotta put more money in the meter.
What he doesn’t know won’t hurt us.
Uh, ya want fries with that?
Who ordered the pepperoni?
Tilt that TV this way. I can’t see the game.
Poor guy. Maybe we should give him a sex change.
The voices in my head keep telling me not to do this.
I think my Alzheimers is getting… uh…
Oh, yeah? If you think you’re so good, you do it!
How come this patient has both sex organs?
CLEAR!!
Best answer:
Answer by Sak
Sorry pal, not funny.
edit: I guess you’re both medic students. I hate inside medic jokes.
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Question by hi5: looooooooooooooool 
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A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and
> >> asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one
> >> was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, “Whoever heard
> >> of someone naming dogs like that?”"HELLLOOOOOOO……,” answered the
> >> blonde.”They’re watch dogs!”
Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After awhile, one guy looks at the other and says, ‘I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.’
>
> The other guy responds proudly, ‘Yes, that I am!’
>
> The first guy says, ‘So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be’?
>
> The other guy answers, ‘I’m from Dublin, I am.’
>
> The first guy responds, ‘So am I!’
>
> ‘Sure and begorra. And what street did you live on in Dublin?
>
> The other guy says, ‘A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.’
>
> The first guy says, ‘Faith and it’s a small world. So did I! So did I!
> And to what school would you have been going’?
>
> The other guy answers, ‘Well now, I went to St. Mary’s, of course.’
>
> The first guy gets really excited and says, ‘And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate’?
>
> The other guy answers, ‘Well, now, let’s see. I graduated in 1964.’
>
> The first guy exclaims, ‘The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it? I graduated from St. Mary’s in 1964 my own self!’
>
> About this time, Vicky walks into the bar, sits down and orders a beer.
>
> Brian, the bartender, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters, ‘It’s going to be a long night tonight.’
>
> Vicky asks, ‘Why do you say that, Brian’?
>
> ‘The Murphy twins are drunk again.’
Best answer:
Answer by trish_stella
hahaha! funny! they were twins and they thought they didn’t know each other!!!! hahaha! men are so funny when they get drunk! (but some get so scary) lol
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Question by Shevy: internet marketing laws help!!!?
okay so i know this website i can buy name brand stuff cheap like rolex and all these brands of purses.the website states ” All of our products are the best quality,brand new in original box with retro card,paper work and certificate logo.Famous Branded Goods” but im not for sure if its the real thing or if its imatation my frien has ordered things from it and they look real but they tons of rolex watches for $ 81 and its from chinna would i get introuble for selling this stuff on ebay using drop ship even if its fake
Best answer:
Answer by Let’s Enlist
China is know for produce most of the worlds counterfeit goods. If you are unsure of the website you can always check with the Better Business Bureau. They will make sure if this online store is legitimate. I provided the link below.
- Take care
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order rolex Question&Answer:
Question by AC the Ghost *AU 2010 Natl Champs*: nrhh:do yall got any dope jewelry?
i just ordered some black earrings o yuh!!!!!
theyre only $ 20 tho. i wanna get a rolex or something like that one day
yall got any cool ish?
bq:http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Al3z4nRKaZ29ebL9UaK3c6fsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20110107172130AAMDA3v
@old skool
…..i hate u
Best answer:
Answer by Not a Troll *I thought Yeezy*
I gotta a 50 dollar running watch
http://reviews.nike.com/9191/WR0140/nike-triax-fury-100-super-watch-reviews/reviews.htm
@james quit lying, you know you aint up on this
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Question by 8 Ball: Why do many “religious leaders” of churches and vanity often go hand-in-hand?
Not all of them are vain, of course. But here are some of the reocurring themes that have seen and continually see over time:
1. Got to have a new “Church Sign”. Therefore, “Got to have” a fundraiser in order to get this “desperately needed sign”
2. The weird-looking hair-doo that either looks like a ski slope or puffy mess, or the “perfectly sculpted haircut” that probably costs in excess of a hundred bucks.
3. The fancy car: either a lincoln, Audi, Cadillac, or giant-sized SUV
4. The fancy watch: sometimes a Rolex, or perhaps a Cartier for the “women folk” preachers
5. Persnicketiness: When something doesn’t look exactly right or sound exactly right, many of them become unfriendly or bossy, or sassy acting
6. Strange or Powerful Cologne: Enough Said?
7. Whining about “the sound system” – it’s too loud, or it’s not loud enough.
8. The fancy monkey suit
9. The little glasses, about a tenth of an inch tall (goatee optional 4 younger preachers).
Best answer:
Answer by Purity
They’re in the business of themselves pretending to represent Jesus.
They are the worse types, they will cop it big time when Jesus comes back!
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Question by Tyron G: Atheists, Theists and Christians would you agree?
saying everything exploded out of nothing (the big bang) wouldn’t you thing that’s as illogical as saying the explosion of the twin towers formed a rolex watch… think about it not from a religious or atheists prospective just look at it from a logical stand point… in order for something to form perfectly from an explosion it would have to explode backwards (just look at something exploding and rewind it and you ll see it forming together from a backwards explosion… now would you say that’s impossible for something to explode backwards… think about the big bang and tell me how logical that sounds…
yea i have a typo in here, so which one of you are gonna avoid the question and point it out lol
one more thing for you atheist just cause a christian is a theists doesnt mean a theists is a christian a theists can be a jew or ect… think about that… but note that ive never said nothing about God so wat does god have to do with my question?
Best answer:
Answer by Screech owl
Atheists, Theists and Christians would you agree?
Probably not.
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Question by rolexmonger: How do I launch a lawsuit against FedEx without having to pay hefty legal fees in advance?
They left a $ 6,000.00 Rolex behind a flower pot on a second delivery attempt, and the owner never received the item. FedEx says it is not liable, but I dont give a damn what their policy is, they failed to deliver a valuable item, and it has cost me my PayPal account, $ 3,000.00 that PayPal is trying to get from me and will never collect in this lifetime, and 10s of thousands in lost revenue due to the fact that I depend on a PayPal account that I no longer have in order to do international business. The carrier is at fault, but it has cost me incalculable damage even though I did everything according to how I normally do business. All my valuables are sent incognito to avoid fame. Since FedEx insures watches up to a maximum of $ 500.00 I never insure the expensive ones because I cannot collect full value on them anyway. My point is that FedEx is liable, but how can I sue them and win? They have the economy of a small country, and I cannot afford a lawyer unless I can find one that will do it on the gamble that he or she will have to win to get paid. Any help would be greatly appreciated.
Of course it is is FedEx’s fault. They know me as a watch dealer, and I did not authorise them to leave the package behind. It is supposed to be signed for. If I give you a million dollars in diamonds and something happens to my diamonds while they are with you, you are responsible, not me. The right thing to do is to take th package back to the station and wait for the customer to come and get it, not to treat it like a $ 20.00 item.
Weebler, don’t blame me for the courier’s mistake. I shipped using FedEx for years because they have a good reputation for not being idiots. As I stated, they do not insure above $ 500.00 on jewellery and watches. I relied on them for their professionalism. Sending an empty box, idiot who lately answered, is the whole reason why FedEx won’t insure above $ 500.00. Many have tried that scam in the past.
Capwest, what is the comment about unreported income? I never report any income. It is nobody’s business. I believe in freedom and I am not a mindless tax-extorted robot like most of you.
Capwest, FedEx told me what the courier did. She left the item behind a flower pot. The buyer swears he did not steal the watch, but he may have. I did not sign authorising the package to be left. I only found out after they f*cked my livelihood that FedEx has a new residential policy that allows them to leave the package anyway. It is a catch-22. What is the sense to tell everyone there is a $ 6,000.00 watch inside if it can only be insured for $ 500.00 anyway? I keep the contents private so as to avoid attention. Wouldn’t you?
Starlight, there is a section on the FedEx air waybill which can be signed if you are authorising delivery without signature. I have never signed that section because I always demand a signature. So don’t tell me that it is my fault.
Best answer:
Answer by Sylvia H
I don’t understand why it’s FedEx’s fault?
If you didn’t/couldn’t insure it and the person who purchased the watch wasn’t there after two attempts then it certainly isn’t fed ex’s fault. How would it be? Do you expect them to drive around for a week with a rolex and cross their fingers and hope the owner will be home? They can’t keep running a rout just because some jackazz isn’t home to get their package. The person knew when the watch was supposed to be there (because Im assuming you tracked the package since it was so expensive).
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order rolex Question&Answer:
Question by Mo: How come people hear of m-theory and they instantly buy into it like “yup, thats what created the universe”?
My lil rant…
seriously? M-Theory has no evidence and it has so many other opposing theories like string theory and even the theories themselves aren’t stable. Some believe the M-Theory could consist of 11,10,9.8 or even 21 dimensions… Just like the big bang and evolution theories, people believe in them without even understanding the slightest bit of knowledge about them…
lets take evolution for example… we evolved from apes because of survival of the fittest so they ended up growing larger brains in order to best their species and we’re the result of evolution… ok… that might have happened but lets go back a lil further… so fish were evolving and eventually 1 just happened to grow legs and lungs and all sorts of features that are required to live on the surface and also just so happened to wash up on land and mate and lay eggs containing more of these abominations… thats like me having a child that just so happened that he didnt need to breathe and can support different pressures and he also decided to launch himself in to space and find out that he can survive and lay eggs a-sexually on the moon and have moon babies… no but people dont look at that… ya its possible… i just wouldnt bet on it… lets go back more… the fish was created because of a single cell that evolved… ok… where did this cell come from… ya it was a build up of the 7 main amino acids required for life… and so this lifeless cell was formed… now what gave this cell life? well… this is where evolution stops and now there are many contradicting theories like an unnatural ray of life struck this cell, perhaps lightning and so on… people dont really think of that… they just believe in evolution… ya we evolve but is that where we really came from?
ok now lets look at the big bang theory, ok well infinity is a number that people have made up just like the number 0 its an imaginary number we have invented to help us picture such scenarios but unfortunately infinite does not exist therefore our universe could not have existed forever because there is no such thing, scientifically something cant just pop out of no where and have always been there, there must be a start(source) and ultimately an end to everything. so lets say these 4 forces that combined to form the big bang actually did happen… what created these four forces? … ofcourse… the m-theory… so then wait? it is possible where things can pop out of no where and come from alternate dimensions like!!… quantum mechanics and stuff right?… but why go that far and even say there is a big bang? or even evolution? why dont we say time as we know it started yesterday and we all just popped out of the blue from a different dimension and time as we know it began when i first started writing this question?
ultimately I do believe in religion(surprise!! if you haven’t noticed yet), however, why is it that everytime a new theory is created, it is always used in a way to try to disprove god? is it because we are trying to be ignorant? is it easier to live life without believing that someone is watching you? are we trying to liberate ourselves?
(finally the question) say you are walking in the middle of a desert and you are surrounded by only sand and you see a nice rolex watch, would you A) believe that metals from all over the world just so happen to fall together on top of each other forming such an intriquette watch(such as this earth) with all the gears laser etched (as perfect as our atmosphere with the air we breathe and the exact temperatures we need to survive)! You look at it and you look at the sand all around it for miles and miles(other lifeless planets) and say “ya it just so happened this watch was always here and it came from another dimension” and you assume the battery that came with it and is making it tick, is just a coincidence like a bolt of lightning that didnt actually totally fry the watch but instead gave it life… or B) do you say “ya someone obviously left this here” because you are smart enough to know that it clearly didnt just come out of anywhere, someone definately created it, the rolex mark is on every gear(just as our dna makes us each different and you can tell our whole genetic make up from a single drop of blood) so it is too perfect for it to be all just one coincidence after another concidence that led to the fluke of the watches’ existence
Just to quickly respond to the first three comments…
Michael C: m-theory and string theory relate but they arent the same.. and you have it confused, the watch is supposed to represent the earth not the individual creature so i haven’t seen any planets compete with each other and reproduce to answer your question
steve: i dont need that garbage… your not helping…
quadrill: your right the make up of a cell is unique in that sense, but the environment was created from another cell… the cell which evolved into the sea creatures wasnt the first cell according to evolution… during terraforming of the earth the first cell was actually what helped create the environment that was also struck by a ray of life and evidently began evolving into trees and plant life which came well before the cell we came from…so there were 2 major coincidences and again they cant pop out of no where death cant evolve into life. Again the watch was referring to the earth
Best answer:
Answer by michael c
I don’t know of anyone who thinks like that. Of course M-theory has not been tested yet, but that doesn’t mean it never will be. It was several years before Einstein’s theories were proved correct.
And you made a glaring error – M theory IS string theory. It’s basically a theory that unites all the disparate versions of string theory.
Your last comment about the watch in the desert is a rather trite analogy that creationists like to wheel out every once in a while. Living organisms and machines are NOT the same. Can watches reproduce? Do they die? Do they need to compete with other watches in order to survive? Do they mutate?
A typical creationist rant.
Your point about evolution simply shows that you don’t understand the theory very well. Species do not evolve “just like that”, there are complex environmental and other factors that force natural selection. It’s a fact, deal with it.
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