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You can look up the video on YouTube if you want to watch the video/hear the song. It’s from a reality star from the Hills.

Just look up “Spencer Pratt I’m a Celebrity” or follow link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZhJLJVPOHo

Spencer Pratt
I’m A Celebrity (Get Me Out of Here)

I’m a celebrity …..get me out of here!!! (

Baby I get paid
I don’t volunteer
I’m a celebrity get me out of here
Get me out of here
Get me out of here
I’m a celebrity get me out of here

Baby I’m on tv
I’m on the internet
Been around the world and still I’m not finished yet

I’m a celebrity get me out of here
Get me out of here
Get me out of here

First tweet of the day
I put my swag on
dewy rags on (?)
With the new tags on

Meanwhile you know how the swag goes
Bentley’s and Lambo’s
We ride superheroes with …..

I’m through driving into LA
I’m back home to the palace …. ay
top down
get my tan on

I’m not you
I don’t need the tattoos
All my ink is on my cheques

My rolex looks like some president Sh-t
I’ve got a president wrist

And MTV made me president rich
Call me Senator Pratt
I’m only tweetin’ the facts
Hit me at Spencer Pratt
And I be tweetin’ you back (come on)

Baby I get paid
I don’t volunteer
I’m a celebrity get me out of here
Get me out of here
Get me out of here
I’m a celebrity get me out of here

Baby I’m on the tv
I’m on the internet
Been around the world and still I’m not finished yet

I’m a celebrity get me out of here
Get me out of here
Get me out of here

America hates because the media loves me
I’m so charged up they can’t even unplug me
S-stop Pratt, I’m back
They don’t hear me in da clubs
This is ring tone rap

I’m on your Iphones
Taking over Blackberries
Me not famous
Woah that’s scary

Music is my world
Television is my life
I’m in the limelight
And I love it like my wife

From the red carpet to the King of the jungle
I’m holding down the peacock
This summer won’t fumble

Counting on the haters
Everyday to keep me going
Cause without the haters
Baby I would be no one

Baby I get paid
I don’t volunteer
I’m a celebrity get me out of here
Get me out of here
Get me out of here
I’m a celebrity get me out of here

Baby I’m on the tv
I’m on the internet
Been around the world and still I’m not finished yet (nope)

I’m a celebrity get me out of here (ya)
Get me out of here (ya)
Get me out of here (ya)

This place is gettin boring I don’t have time for it
I’m a celebrity and I’m about to make a run for it (run)
Get me out of here or we gonna have a problem here
Get me out of here or we gonna have a problem here

I’m a celebrity
Five star everything
My money is attached to me
Just like my wedding ring (ring)
Get me out of here or we gonna have a problem here
Get me out of here or we gonna have a problem here

Baby I get paid
I don’t volunteer
I’m a celebrity get me out of here
Get me out of here
Get me out of here
I’m a celebrity get me out of here

Baby I’m on the tv
I’m on the internet
Been around the world and still I’m not finished yet (nope)

I’m a celebrity get me out of here (ya)
Get me out of here (ya)
Get me out of here (ya)

Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya

Answer by Ryan
wow thats an awful rap

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A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver’s side. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
“I can’t believe how materialistic you lawyers are,” he said. “You are so focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything else.”
“How can you say such a thing?” asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, “Don’t you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you.”
“Ahhh!” screamed the lawyer. “Where’s my Rolex!”

Answer by Leno D
saw it before

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new rolex Question&Answer:

Ok so im horrible at choosing presents especially for a guy that has everything!!!! Cartier watch, rolex, beautiful jewlery, etc. His mother gets him EVERYTHING. ive gotten him clothing..burberry, ferragamo, gucci etc…he has it all but i need to get him all these gifts and i want it to be meaningful…im tired of the cologne, sunglasses, t-shirts, polos etc…he dresses down everyday in jeans, burberry polo, ed hardy etc…and works in suit or pants and polo or shirt..etc…hes an all american boy who loves video games, poker, gambling, sports, football (has season tickets to Jets etc,)
I am a european girl from new york city hes from long island. I dont mind spending any sum of money even though i dont have much.

Any ideas? oh and no more vacations…he took off too much as it is…
i need help!!! as many ideas as possible for the 3…he is going to be 28 in february and we got engaged 1/2 a year ago.

Answer by Soon-to-be Mrs. C
Well, something sweet from the heart. I made my fiancee a picture book full of pictures of us on Shutterfly. It’s a beautiful gesture and is priceless! If he loves video games, try getting him the Wii (it’s WAY fun! lol), if he already has that, then you could buy him a poker table (custom made) with his name or something! They also sell personalized decks of cards online! Good luck!

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One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver’s side door with him standing right there.

“NOOO!” he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same.

Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling. “MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!!!” he exclaimed. “Your a lawyer aren’t you?” asked the policeman. “Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?!?!” the lawyer asked.

“HA! Your lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn’t even notice that your left arm is missing did you?” the cop said.

The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed “MY ROLEX!”

Answer by greenbean
all right haha

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A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office,as he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver’s side. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.

Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. that his lexus was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop do to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

“I can’t believe how materialistic you lawyers are,” he said. “You are so focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything else.”

“How can you say such a thing?” asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, “Don’t you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you.”

“Ahhhhhhhhh!” screamed the lawyer. “Where’s my Rolex!”

Answer by ClintS
funny

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A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver’s side. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.

Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

“I can’t believe how materialistic you lawyers are,” he said. “You are so focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything else.”

“How can you say such a thing?” asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, “Don’t you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you.”

“Ahhh!” screamed the lawyer. “Where’s my Rolex!”
Haha, I’ve reached my daily limit. No more jokes for today lol.

Answer by Mik-Mik
lol its good.

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I wrote my list a bit early, does it sound reasonable?

laptop
ipod
iphone
ipod touch
psp
psp go
nintendo ds
nintendo dsi
nintendo wii
ps3
xbox 360
car
rolex watch
hd tv
blue ray player
stereo
motorbike and helmet
a hooker
dvd player
my own satellite dish
my own superhero costume with an rocket pack attached
my own secret underground base
a pet cat
pet dog
pet snake
pet rabbit
pet meerkat
digital camera
new trainers
a crown
jewels
diamonds
black leather jacket
black jean jacket
blue jean jacket
world peace for all mankind
and friday by rebecca black in my itunes

Answer by TheChristmasEnthusiast
The only item that sounds reasonable is the one with the superhero costume with an attached rocket pack.

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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit
one night. It was her turn.
She rolled the dice and she landed on
Science & Nature.
Her question was, “If you are in a
vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear
it?”
She thought for a time and then asked,
“Is it on or off?”

A girl was visiting her blonde friend,
> who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what
> their names were.
>
> The blonde responded by saying that one
> was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
> Her friend said, “Whoever heard of
> someone naming dogs like that?”
> “HELLLOOOOOOO……,” answered the
> blond. “They’re watch dogs!”

Answer by soupkitty
I LOVE your joke. Here is one you don’t often see…A joke about a blond man!

Blonde Men?

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks “Why in the world are you dressed like this?”
The Cowboy says “Well it’s like this Sheriff. I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt. So I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants. So I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts. So I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, “Now go to town cowboy!”
And here I am.”
Blond Men do exist

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A Englishman is relocated to Scotland for work. On his first day he arrives at the office and parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off
to his colleagues.

As he’s getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too
close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.

More than a little distraught, the Man grabs his mobile and
calls the police.

Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman
has a chance to ask any questions,
the man starts screaming hysterically: ‘My Porsche, my beautiful
silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it’s at the panel
beaters it’ll simply never be the same again!’

After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head
in disgust.

I can’t believe how materialistic you bloody English are,’
he says. ‘You lot are so focused on your possessions that you
don’t notice anything else in your life.’

How can you say such a thing at a time like this?’ sobs the Porsche
Owner.

The policeman replies, ‘Didn’t you realize
that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit
you.’

The Man looks down in
horror.

F***ING HELL!’ he screams……..
………..Where’s my Rolex????…

Answer by lulu castagnette
je ne sais pas faire ça

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A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of the
office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he opened the door, a
truck came along, and completely tore off the driver’s door! The
attorney immediately grabbed his cell phone, hit speed dial for 911, and had a
policeman there in 3 minutes.

Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started
screaming hysterically. He had just picked up the Lexus the day before,
and now it would never be the same, no matter how good a job the body
shop does.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his
head in disgust and disbelief. “I can’t believe how materialistic you
lawyers are,” he said. ” You are so focused on your possessions that you
don’t notice anything else.”

“How can you say such a thing?” he responded indignantly.

The cop replied, “You didn’t even notice that your left arm is missing
from the elbow down! It must have been torn off when the truck hit
you.”

“OH, NO!” screamed the lawyer in shock. “Where is my Rolex?!”

Answer by Brute force
funny ..and no im a cop

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